EMAS NAIK LAGI

Tu dia... ekonomi amerika merosot..jadi nilai emas naik ....betui - betui teruja dalam tahun ini sahaja..Apa lagi cepat - cepat kumpul emas sebelum emas akan hilang

Lawak Minggu Ini, pengubat rindu bagi Peminat MAHARAJA LAWAK

PETALING JAYA: Sebagai pengubat rindu kepada peminat Maharaja Lawak, Astro Warna (saluran 132) akan menyiarkan program komedi terbaru Lawak Minggu Ini mulai 5 Ogos depan pukul 10 malam.

Program bersiaran 12 episod ini akan menampilkan 12 orang pelawak popular tanah air yang menjadi hos untuk setiap episod selama satu jam.

“Melihat kepada kejayaan program komedi seperti Raja Lawak, Spontan, Lawaking, Redah Kasi Pecah dan Maharaja Lawak, kami dapati program yang berteraskan lawak jenaka dan komedi amat popular di kalangan para penonton.

“Kami menjangkakan corak penerimaan ini akan terus bertahan jika kandungan pengisian berkualiti yang dibekalkan menggunakan formula yang tepat,” kata Pengurus Saluran Astro Prima, Nizam Sani ketika majlis sidang media Lawak Minggu Ini di The Curve, di sini, Isnin.

Pelawak yang terlibat dengan program ini adalah Apek, Yassin, Abon, kumpulan Balas, Datuk Jamali Shadat, Sathiya, kumpulan Sepah, Nabil, Johan, Zizan, kumpulan Jambu dan Angah.

Setiap pelawak akan mempersembahkan tiga hingga empat slot mengikut kreativiti dan masa yang diberikan.

“Kami memberi kebebasan penuh kepada setiap pelawak untuk memilih dan menyusun sendiri kandungan persembahan berteraskan komedi dan lawak jenaka.

“Setiap minggu, pelawak-pelawak itu akan mengundang dua artis jemputan daripada pelbagai latar belakang untuk lebih memeriahkan program itu,” ujar Nizam lagi.

Tegasnya, lawak berbentuk “slapstik” juga semakin kurang diguna pakai oleh pelawak generasi muda dan mereka lebih mementingkan kreativiti dan pengisian bahan-bahan lawak yang lebih cerdik serta mengikuti perkembangan isu semasa untuk menghiburkan penonton.

“Kami sedar bukan mudah untuk membuat orang ketawa. Namun, kami yakin mereka bakal mencetuskan lawak jenaka menerusi pengisian yang lebih kreatif dan cerdik berbanding lawak “slapstik” dengan bantuan para artis jemputan,” tambahnya. - mStar Online

Read more: http://jomss.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2011-07-26T17:00:00-07:00&max-results=3#ixzz1TRzfMtD4

Why gold is a commodity and a currency

By Stewart Thomson
1. Is gold trading as a commodity, a currency, or both?

2. I believe the answer is: Mainly as a currency, but the fact that aprox 70% of mined gold usually goes into jewellery cannot be ignored.

3. Another fact is that gold seasonals dictate a possible intermediate top in late December. This time it topped in early December.

4. The gold price has been “ruled” by the massive head and shoulders pattern on the weekly chart (Gold Weekly Chart), so the usual late sept/early oct hard sell off not occurring is most likely a function of the action of two factors: a. The hedge fund momentum buying, trying to milk the technical chart pattern. b. The action of Barrick acting in the comex open market buying futures contracts to cover off their hedge position.

5. Theme “numero uno” for me continues to be: Hold the amount of gold you can be comfortable with should price either decline to $700 or rise to $1400. If you bail on current holdings if gold moved towards $700 or started buying crazily as it rallied towards $1400, you likely are positioned very very badly, here and now. Your gold holdings become a crapshoot, rather than an ultra solid investment in the world’s lowest risk market.

6. If gold were to leap $50 in the next second, you should have an overall feeling of comfort regarding your core positioning, and the same should be true should it receive a $50 spanking. How you feel has a lot to do with how you act. Really work hard at getting your holdings into your “comfort zone”. You can then “let that gold flying fish” get away if price spurts suddenly, and if it tanks suddenly you don’t wonder about hitting the sell button. It takes more work and patience than many think to get to that “sweet spot” but it’s a CRITICAL task if you want to do not just well in the market, but have a balanced life.

7. Sammy the bull notes that many major mkts often make significant lows in the mid march timeframe. That’s only a week away from today’s date.

8. I would add that gold as I write this has dropped $30 from the recent highs at $1145, to $1115 this morning, the fact is that $30 of weakness must be bought.

9. How much to buy? If you look at what I term the Liquidity Flows reports, the COT reports, you will see that the banksters typically add in the range of 5000 contracts to an existing 150,000 contracts position. That equates to a 3% addition to their position. Sometimes, they add more into $30 of price weakness, sometimes less, but it isn’t a double of their position, and it isn’t none. They are responding to price calmly, rationally, and modestly.

10. If you look at how most investors operate in the market, they might buy a position in a stock at price A, then do a 2nd buy at lower price B, then maybe a 3rd but more uncomfortable buy at a lower price C. Now they are players in the market at 3 price points. Unless you are a professional trader, I’ll bet you spend 99% of your time at prices below 2 of your 3 price entry points, and most likely below all 3. Most investors don’t even use 3 buy points, they use just one!

11. The head and shoulders pattern on the gold weekly chart has been shown a zillion times in the gold community. The problem has been when it’s time to take action, few have.

12. The breakout upside was viewed as potentially false. That cost them $200 an ounce. Then came the “demands” for a pullback exactly to the neckline. What’s the difference between buying 1050 and 1020, or 980 for that matter? I don’t see any major difference.

13. Sadly, at 1045 the banksters went to work and gold investors put on a classic lemmings show, with their “the banksters say gold is a bubble, so it is, sell everything now!” clown act. And the banksters went on the buy.

14. Gold soared a hundred dollars an ounce from 1045. We’ve retraced about a third of that as of this morning. Once again, gold investors are losing their focus, losing sight of what is happening on the weekly gold chart, the chart that continues to literally rule gold’s price here and now.

15. Price has corrected in a clear parallel down channel and last week closed upside. If you look closely at the red supply line I’ve drawn in, you can see price could correct to anywhere around the 1100-1115 area and create a classic pullback from that breakout.

16. Aggressive options traders should consider using weakness over the next week to take action on gold with longside bets.

17. Seasonally, the upmove that occurs classically from the mid march area (but don’t bet big money that price must bottom in mid march, this is the market and anything and everything is possible) is followed by a significant but choppy upmove.

18. Price can then decline to a lower low or least a significant low.19. Again, given the fact that gold is being ruled technically by the head and shoulders weekly chart bull continuation pattern, price declines are likely to be reasonably shallow.

20. The technical indicators on both the gold bullion weekly chart and the gold stocks GDX weekly chart are showing the market attempting to make a bottom. The daily charts show a short term top. Here’s a look at the GDX. GDX Weekly

21. Notice in particular the short term 4,8,9 time series of MACD has given a buy signal. Usually, that is followed by the other series, including the 12,26, 9 flagship.

22. Looking at the daily chart GDX Daily Chart you can see the exact opposite picture in the technicals, with sell signals being generated on the lead MACD series.

23. What if price doesn’t stop after a shallow sell off, but instead blows back down into the parallel channel and starts taking out lows? After all, this is the gold market, and the charts, in the final analysis, are just lines in the sand drawn at whim by the banksters dangling the funds around on puppet strings to buy and sell to create the charts with their actions. Well, first off, we’re already more than blessed with how this massive head and shoulders has continued to play out in a picture-perfect action of price.

24. So if price were to do something “anti-pattern” that shouldn’t be taken out of context, so long as price has not violated the right shoulder low, which is at $860. Secondly, even if price did violate 860, I’m a gold buyer of that weakness. There is nothing I see in the current sell-off to indicate anything other than the usual over-leveraged fundsters on the bail at the hands of the banksters who I’ll give you 99.999% odds are on the buy today with their largest buys right into today’s lows. The question is, what are you doing in the gold market into today’s lows?

Sumber : http://www.commodityonline.com/news/Why-gold-is-a-commodity-and-a-currency-26315-2-1.html

dah cecah 16++ nilai emas sekarang..

TUUUu dia...bulan lepas masih 15++ skg dak cecah 16++ jangan hairan jika lepas posa nie boleh cecah 17++..Ini boleh capai kerana eropah mengalami krisis kewangan

Graf emas boleh cecah 1600

Kawan - kawan yang tidur lain..harga emas nampak nak cecah 1600 dah skg. Maybe kerana kejatuhan saham eropah/usa ini. Pihak Yahudi sedang collect emas ini.. jangan tunggu lama...

Emas tak rugi siapa yang miliki

Hari ini graf peningkatan nilai emas terus naik...pergghhh bayangkan bagi mereka yang mempunyai 500g atau 1kg..
sudah berapa dia untung..

Ok bagi mereka yang nak emas boleh tanya aku..sebab boleh ler beri panduan atau siapa2 yang nak beli sbb ada stok kat kawan.. 5 dinar dan 1 dinar.. harga murah sikit dari public gold ( boleh kaw tem )

Bersih 2.0..peristiwa di KL

Di sini saya nak share picture anak mantan PM kita pun turut berada di lokasi perhimpunan BERSIH...

Artis Dah .......Insaf

Dulu Iwan dangdut kini Iwan Dakwah

Alhamdulillah perkembangan yang bagus bagi artis di malaysia dimana satu per satu sudah berubah. kali ini blink nak paparkan kisah iwan plak



Siapa di sini masih menjadi peminat Iwan dangdut? Iwan yang dulu pernah bergelar raja dangdut Malaysia sejak beberapa tahun ini dia kelihatan sepi. Rupanya komposer ni dah berubah mendapat hidayah Allah yakni telah menjadi seorang yang lebih menumpukan ke jalanNYA. Alhamdulilah, penampilan Iwan juga sedikit sebanyak telah berubah dan sekaligus mencerminkan dirinya sebenar. Dan yang paling terbaru, dia masih lagi mengeluarkan album, dan album yang bakal keluar nanti adalah 'Segalanya Allah'. Subhanallah

Lirik Lagu yang perlu dihayati

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Aku dia kita mangsa
Hal kecil menjadi besar
Apa lagi yang kita semua perlu lakukan
Bangsa kita keluar malam
Maruah bangsa semakin curam
Chorus:
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Kita tunjukkan!RAKYAT KEDEPAN!
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Peperangan yang tak sudah!
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Wanita kurang sopan bila pancut susu badan ke anggota syerif

Wanita pancut anggota syerif dengan susu badan
DELAWARE: Seorang wanita yang memancut anggota syerif di sini dengan susu badannya berdepan dengan tuduhan berkelakuan tidak sopan.

Pejabat Syerif di Delaware County berkata, pihaknya menerima panggilan mengenai pergaduhan antara sepasang suami isteri.

Seorang lelaki mengadu isterinya mabuk selepas minum terlalu banyak di satu majlis perkahwinan dan memukulnya sebelum mengunci diri di dalam kereta.

Syerif menemui wanita berkenaan di dalam sebuah kereta dan cuba memujuknya supaya keluar tetapi dia enggan memberi kerjasama. Apabila mereka cuba menariknya keluar, wanita itu memberitahu mereka, dia ibu yang menyusukan anak. Dia kemudian mendedahkan dadanya sebelum memancut syerif berkenaan dengan susunya.

Pihak berkuasa berkata, Stephanie Robinette dari Westerbille menghadapi tuduhan, termasuk keganasan rumah tangga, menyerang dan berkelakuan tidak sopan.
-Agensi-

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Reverse Engineering ( using Next Engine, Rapidform and CATIA )

Semalam aku telah selesaikan tugas yang diberikan oleh dekan

ini pic dia

Jenayah di malaysia

Suasana di malaysia masih tak dijamin.. keadaan di sini kerana harga barang naik, pengangguran, sosial dan malasah dadah.

laporan berita asal:
KUALA LUMPUR - Seorang guru wanita bukan sahaja kerugian sebanyak RM8,800 malah nyaris maut ditetak dengan sebilah parang oleh sekumpulan perompak dalam kejadian di Jalan Amzil, Taman Melewar dekat sini tengah hari semalam.

Kejadian di hadapan rumah mangsa yang dirakam menerusi kamera litar tertutup (CCTV) milik jirannya dilakukan empat orang penjahat lelaki menaiki dua buah motosikal berwarna hitam.

Dalam tempoh satu minit sahaja, dua perompak dipercayai warga tempatan berusia dalam lingkungan 20-an menyerbu ke arah mangsa sementara dua lagi bertindak mengawasi keadaan sekeliling di depan pintu pagar rumah guru itu.

Menurut mangsa yang merupakan guru di Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Lelaki Methodist Sentul, Nazalina Nawawi , 36, berlaku pergelutan di dalam kereta apabila penjenayah itu merentap gelang tangan bernilai RM1,200 dan menyelak tudungnya untuk mengambil rantai leher.

Bagaimanapun, dia tidak memakai rantai leher menyebabkan perompak bertindak merampas beg tangan yang mengandungi wang tunai hasil perniagaan kedai buku milik suaminya sebanyak RM6,500 dan sebuah telefon bimbit jenama BlackBerry bernilai RM1,100.

Enggan melepaskan beg tersebut, Nazalina diheret ke luar kereta mengakibatkan berlaku pergelutan dengan penjenayah terbabit

Ketagihan yang dibenarkan

pelik..tapi benar.. Sebenarnya bukan morfin tapi kopi..
minum kopi boleh menyebabkan anda ketagih...

starbuck- kopi yang merosakkan